Simply Removals Bristol wishes you a Merry Christmas

Christmas Bulldog

Merry Christmas from the Simply Removals Bristol to all our customers.

Our fellows at the Simply Removals Bristol would like to wish all customers old and new a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.  Before we move along, we would like you all to don your finest singing voices and join us in the singing of a traditional Christmas song.  One we have lovingly adapted to reflect Simply Removals Bristol’s activities.

On The Twelve Moves That Christmas (Trad. arr. Man and Van Group)

On the First Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
A 42” TV.

On the Second Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Third Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Fourth Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Fifth Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Sixth Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Six toasters toasting,
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Seventh Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me
Seven printers printing,
Six toasters toasting,
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Eighth Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Eight bureaus filing,
Seven printers printing,
Six toasters toasting,
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Ninth Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Nine kettles furring,
Eight bureaus filing,
Seven printers printing,
Six toasters toasting,
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Tenth Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Ten consoles gaming,
Nine kettles furring,
Eight bureaus filing,
Seven printers printing,
Six toasters toasting,
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Eleventh Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Eleven wardrobes filling,
Ten consoles gaming,
Nine kettles furring,
Eight bureaus filing,
Seven printers printing,
Six toasters toasting,
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

On the Twelfth Move That Christmas, Simply Removals sent to me:
Twelve mirrors gazing,
Eleven wardrobes filling,
Ten consoles gaming,
Nine kettles furring,
Eight bureaus filing,
Seven printers printing,
Six toasters toasting,
Five curtain rings,
Four pianos,
Three Bic pens,
Two single beds,
And a 42” TV.

A 42” TV.

Simply Removals, 17 December 2015.

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